two teams . one rink . no mercy .
two teams . one rink . no mercy .
november 20th
COUNTY ICE CENTER 5201 MURRAY PARK LANE
PREGAME at 8PM
puck drops at 10PM
let us know you are coming so we can plan for food please!
Utah Mammoth's very own, beloved Kaylee Bucio will be singing the national anthem to start the game.
MEET THE TEAMS
SCOTTY JOHN - HEAD COACH FOR THE MOUNTAIN MEN
Mark met Scotty through his running buddy and Scotty's father-in-law, the legendary QB! Since then, Mark and Scotty have adventured together, worked together, and become great homies! Scotty is the real deal when it comes to hockey. From competitive youth hockey to five years at Utah State and 13 years with the Park City Pioneers, this dude knows the game! He's an incredible friend, a great human, and someone Mark is grateful to have in his corner. He even sacrificed his two front teeth to beer-league hockey earlier this year!
Hockey prediction: Coach Scotty will bring championship-level strategy, plenty of hockey wisdom, and a Mountain Men squad ready for battle. Expect big energy, passionate coaching, and hopefully no more missing teeth!
MARK ROBBINS-BIRTHDAY BOY #9
Mark is a husband, dad, soon-to-be grandpa, brother, uncle, adventurer, and one lucky dude! Mark has spent his life chasing big adventures, doing hard things, and surrounding himself with incredible people. More than anything, Mark loves his family, his friends, and bringing people together. Tonight is his dream 50th birthday celebration — 25 of his favorite humans, a little hockey, a lot of laughs, and memories that will last forever. Mark truly believes the best part of life is the people you share it with.
Hockey prediction: Mark has spent months planning this game and learning to skate. Unfortunately, neither guarantees he can play hockey. Expect maximum effort, questionable skating, a few spectacular falls, and the biggest smile in the building. And if he scores a goal, we'll never hear the end of it!
COOPER ROBBINS #5
Mark’s youngest child and one hell of a human! A free spirit, Cooper has built a life guiding curious tourists through Alaskan glaciers and will spend this coming winter in Yellowstone. Mark admires his gift for connecting with people and embracing adventure.
Hockey prediction: After Alaska and Yellowstone, hockey players shouldn’t scare Cooper. Expect fearless energy and a lots of shit talk.
Jeremy suwinski #13
Mark and Jeremy met through ultrarunning and became close over countless miles—including running 100 miles step for step together. Mark admires Jeremy’s life perspective and talent.
Hockey prediction: If the game goes into its 27th overtime, Jeremy will just be getting warmed up.
brian ROBBINS #99
Mark’s younger brother, lifelong homey, and one of his favorite humans. Brian is good at everything he tries, the funniest guy on the ice, and the world’s best uncle. Mark absolutely loves his brother!
Hockey prediction: Brian will somehow be great at hockey even if he has no business being great at hockey. Expect laughs and natural talent.
anders palache #72
Mark met Anders through Camden, whose best friend he is. Anders has brought years of friendship, laughter, and stories to the Robbins family—including some Mark probably hasn’t heard yet. Mark loves this dude.
Hockey prediction: If Anders and Camden battle for the puck, years of friendship may be temporarily suspended.
John-john Robbins #69
Mark’s nephew, husband to Emma, and dad to Quinn. With a trailer, dirt bike, great job, new bow, and awesome family, John John is living the dream. Mark loves the man he’s become.
Hockey prediction: Expect gritty plays and maybe a brand-new hobby he didn’t know he needed.
matt bennett #4
Matt was once Mark’s leader at work and has become an incredible mentor, adventure partner, and dear friend. They speak the same language and can spend hours talking about life, leadership, and becoming better men. Mark is eternally grateful for Matty Ice.
Hockey prediction: Ice-cold composure, veteran wisdom, and maybe a philosophical discussion about the deeper meaning of a two-minute penalty.
craig lloyd #32
Another friendship born on the trails! Mark admires Craig’s ability to fill life with adventure and fun. Craig is ALWAYS up to something and knows how to enjoy the moment without taking life too seriously.
Hockey prediction: Expect unpredictable moves and at least one ‘What is Craig doing?’ moment. Whatever it is, he’s having a blast.
gordon canada #11
Mark’s DAY ONE! These two have been through it all. G even married Mark and Sara, and he and Mark talk daily. Mark is forever grateful for G’s friendship, loyalty, and love.
Hockey prediction: G gets in the head of the Bison and makes them question everything. Not just hockey.
John peterson #4
Mark and JP have been best friends since fifth grade and grown up together in every sense. Mark treasures all the JP time he can get and admires the man his lifelong friend has become.
Hockey prediction: JP is crafty and will hit a Peterson flop for a goal.
gary bowers # 21
Mark met GB through his wife Brooke, and they became instant friends. They laugh endlessly and can talk sports for hours. GB is an amazing football coach who has changed hundreds of young men’s lives.
Hockey prediction: Expect a fiery pregame speech and perhaps a few football plays that make no sense on ice. His team will be ready!
brad robbins #24
Mark’s nephew and one of the most entertaining dudes around. Brad is always up for fun, laughs, and competition. Mark loves every chance to hang with him—even when the chirping begins.
Hockey prediction: Early favorite for the Trash Talk Championship. He may not lead in points, but chirps per minute? Absolutely.
danny aguirre - goalie
A talented beer-league goalie introduced by Coach Thacker, Danny generously agreed to join the Bulldog Cup and make this night possible. Mark and the Bison are grateful to have him.
Hockey prediction: Danny is the last line of defense. Expect big saves, a few robberies, and plenty of Mountain Men celebrations.
sara robbins
Mark’s wife and party manager. She loves Mark more than the rest of you bitches. (Consider that your first biased chirp from a neutral party, Bison!)
Hockey prediction: came here for a fight and a hockey game broke out.
matt thacker - HEAD COACH FOR THE bison
Mark and Matt met through work, but hockey has turned these two into brothers! What started as a shared love for the game has grown into an incredible friendship, and these dudes genuinely consider each other family. Matt has played hockey since he was nine, spent a decade in beer league, and has coached youth hockey for eight years. He's a great leader, an even better human, and someone Mark loves and appreciates deeply. Mark is incredibly grateful that Matt has helped turn this crazy birthday dream into a reality!
Hockey prediction: Coach Thacker will have the Bison playing disciplined, hard-nosed hockey. Expect smart strategy, tough defense, and at least one moment when he realizes coaching a bunch of first-time hockey players might be his greatest challenge yet!
camden ROBBINS #56
Mark’s middle child, oldest son, and soon-to-be dad! Camden spreads positivity and happiness wherever he goes. He’s also become an expert hunter. Mark couldn’t be prouder of the man and future father he’s become.
Hockey prediction: Camden’s hunting instincts kick in as he tracks loose pucks. Expect big smiles and maybe a goal dedicated to his future little boy.
carl duke #2
Mark and Carl met on the trails and quickly became besties. Carl is someone Mark can always turn to for honest advice, genuine love, and perspective. Everyone needs a Carl in their life.
Hockey prediction: Carl will be the voice of reason on the bench—until someone steals the puck from him. Then all bets are off.
shane denny #72
Shane has been one of Mark’s dearest friends for over 25 years and is usually his first call when life throws a curveball. They met in the car business, where Shane was Mark’s boss. He’s an incredible man, fantastic golfer, and the kind of friend everyone deserves.
Hockey prediction: Shane brings veteran leadership, a golf swing that may or may not translate to hockey, and the reliability every championship team needs.
gavin robbins # 3
Mark’s nephew and one of his biggest homies! Mark brags about Gavin constantly: he’s an incredible dad, fisherman, golfer, and all-around athlete. More importantly, he’s a man Mark genuinely admires.
Hockey prediction: Expect a highlight-reel moment followed immediately by Mark shouting, ‘That’s my nephew!’
carly robbins #12
Carly entered Mark’s life as his sister-in-law when she married Brian, but has become one of his dearest friends. Mark feels loved and supported by Carly, and is grateful for their many adventures together.
Hockey prediction: Carly brings heart and competitive fire—and might remind a few guys they seriously underestimated her.
kelly ornberg #8
Mark and KO met through work, but their bond goes much deeper. Kelly gets things done and is crushing it professionally. She and Mark even got married to their respective spouses on the same weekend, and she’s loving newlywed life.
Hockey prediction: Early favorite for MVP. Kelly might be the best player on the ice—and make a few grown men question their athletic abilities.
Michael robbins # 99
Mark’s first nephew and one of his favorite golf partners. Michael is unbelievably funny and a master of subtle chirps: half the time, you don’t realize he roasted you until minutes later.
Hockey prediction: Michael will lead in psychological warfare. Maybe not the most goals, but definitely the most opponents rattled.
phil wood #6
Phil and Mark became lifelong homies as mission companions. They can go months without seeing each other and pick up right where they left off. Their nearly identical music taste means they’re always crossing paths at concerts.
Hockey prediction: Woody finds his rhythm early, skates to his own soundtrack, and delivers a performance worthy of an encore.
dustin thomas # 13
Officially Mark’s 53rd closest friend. LOL. #Giggle. In reality, they’ve worked together for more than 17 years and are the tightest of homies. They love solving work problems and being friends. DT is a killer in the office and on the ice.
Hockey prediction: Expect goals, intensity, and at least one moment when Mark wonders why he invited someone this good.
Eric Fairbanks #7
Mark and Eric met through the Cottonwood Cup golf tournament, but were destined to be friends. Eric is a male model, expert fisherman, great golfer, marketing genius, and someone Mark always looks forward to seeing.
Hockey prediction: Eric will somehow look like he’s shooting a magazine cover while playing hockey. Smooth moves and questionable helmet hair expected.
isaac mortenson #1
Mark’s future nephew? Maybe! Isaac is dating Mark’s niece Annie and is a welcome part of the crew. He’s a true dude’s dude who loves building, masonry, hunting, fishing, and the outdoors. Mark is stoked about the life he and Annie are building.
Hockey prediction: Isaac approaches hockey like a construction project: work hard, build something solid, and occasionally knock something over.
oliver boulter #5
Mark’s stepson and one seriously dope human! OBB plays college golf in Northern California and was the final addition to the Bulldog Cup. He’s a pure athlete who shows up when it matters.
Hockey prediction: The late-round steal of the Cup! Expect hustle, and defenders wondering what just happened.
James malone - goalie #33
James joins as a talented beer-league goalie thanks to Coach Thacker. Taking the net in a game full of first-timers takes generosity and courage, and Mark is grateful James joined the celebration.
Hockey prediction: The Bison's brick wall! Expect spectacular saves and a few looks of disbelief at the chaos in front of him.
the officials
